I watched the emoji movie

don’t

i could’ve easily gotten up and walked away but i didn’t

do the emoji have to breed with the same emoji? how many of each emoji are there?

does every phone have to go through this? what made that one kid’s phone different? or was this same thing going on everywhere which is how the weird emoji showed up on girl’s phone?

what made twitter so special that it could be used as a mount? if kid had evernote would it be a rideable elephant?

there were so many trolls in the hacker part of the phone. how were they all present? are they incarnations of real people who were trolling on the internet? how have they gained sentience?

after just dance got deleted the dancer lady was in the trash and she looked in a bad way. does she have sentience or was she programmed to act that way?

the 👸 acted in many different ways. it seemed like the emoji that didn’t portray emotions were doomed to make puns about their own form for eternity. how was she different? does she also have the malfunction? can it manifest in different ways?

why am i like this tho


there is one bit that i still remember from this viewing. the three main characters arrive in candy crush tm and the meh emoji falls into the game board in place of one of the candies. he then gets crushed and actually dies. then it is revealed to just be the musings of one of the characters about what would happen were the meh emoji to be crushed.

the details before and after the actual imagined violent off-screen death are blurry. the crushing caught me so off guard and grappled my full engagement and still lives with me.

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