first draft

you have been called upon to serve

the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind
– Robert Zimmerman (Bob Dylan)

Time has passed, right? Rob’s sad refrain comes vibrating through the speakers as i sip my free diner coffee. A week prior i was first wading through Edward Abbey’s polemic proposition to this soundtrack. Now i pour over newspapers from bygone days, when Moab was quaint and only dreaming of tourism to come, fully unaware of the uranium treasures hidden below.

Earlier in the witching hours, under the waning but nearly full moon, i had danced down Park Avenue in Arches National Park presenting my full moon to Queen Victoria Rock and the Courthouse Towers. During the hours of the sun this canyon is populated by the automobile tourist. This night i walked solitaire to an audience of insects and stars. A gentle breeze whispered by the rocky parapets. My current year tutelage made it easy for my ears to mistake its hums as passing vehicles.

shoutouts to my green handkerchief propping up my gopro
my allergies have been abusive lately
further shoutouts to the ‘stay on trail’ sign

Signs at the trailhead cry out – Warning: drink lots of water! Take care to not lose this primitive trail – pay attention to the rock cairns marking your way!
I bring with me only my camera, descending down a beautifully crafted stone staircase, scoffing as i repeat ‘primitive’ to myself, rarely noticing any rock cairns for the well trodden path before me is difficult to lose.


First draft, as in a working copy of a thing in progress.

I feel blessed in a way by the nature of the medium for my words. A typewriter leaves a volatile minefield of xxxx across errors. A novel so permanent, a monument so easily lost among the cries of endless tomes all eating physical space, so many overlooked. My digital text is malleable, edits pass through like ghosts. My website ephemeral, similarly easily eagerly forgotten but adrift in a sea of unknowable depth, surrounded by the many also shouting their truth into the void. A reflection of myself? Quiet, comfortable, simple, with minimal impact?

In today’s chorus i am one of many. There are so many grand figures of days yore, who stamped their identities into the fabric of civilization. People of immortal deeds, with stonewrought names from when our edifices were carved, our paths blazed. What of us who live in their shadows? Who paw at their heels, daring to dream?


A first draft upon a table. In the words of a confidant, Ed could be sensitive to criticisms of his work, could be truly hurt by them. Once more does the soul resonate. A handful of my first drafts live in the annals of this website machine. Thoughts and phrases that i have plundered, mixed, and remixed into proper things. I loathe to think of any of these embryos being read casually by others, of being delved through for undercooked morsels.

looseleaf in the background, behind reissue and reissue

Yet here i am, wielding a facsimile of a facsimile of an opus, pages 27 – 53. Ed you scamp, i’ve read more than once that you were prone to self contradiction. It would not surprise me if that were the case, my historical kin, as i dive into the batter finding treasures abound.


His acidity on display in this draft, “Are tourists people? The answer, clearly is no.” A sensible prune, along with a number of raw verbal interactions he presents. They come off bitter, too bitter; i much rather prefer the final copy where he holds more pity for the industrial tourist, a victim to greater systems of growth and wealth.

Still, through the sediment i find flecks of discarded gold. I appreciate his description of tourists as “half-human, half-crustacean,” as they mass migrate through national parks, “fleshy animals in their shells of steel and glass.” I’m also fond of his friend’s biting words, calling them “masses of asses in sunglasses,” but again the words presented are of a rather low pH for the regular to swallow. He goes on to proclaim that tourists are not travellers – for they strongly intend to return home, are not wanderers – for they are scheduled and rooted, and are not lovers of the out-of-doors – for their true love affair is with the automobile. I am sad to see all these thoughts removed; they speak heaps of truth to me, just like

Of course they don’t see anything because they haven’t the time to look; instead of looking they take photographs so that, presumably, when they get home they can look at their pictures and find out where they were and what they missed.

the more things change…


He mentions that the unpaved entrance to Arches only permits an average of ten automobile visitors (the term “tourist” was frowned upon in the Park Service with the euphemism “visitor” being preferred) per day during peak season, for only the hardy stock who were willing to pierce the sieve of cruel dirt road could approach. He theorizes that with a paved road the traffic would grow to one hundred automobile tourists per day, perhaps far more.

The Integrated Resource Management Applications Portal presents usage numbers for National Parks. For the two years that Ed was working at Arches, 1956 and 1957, the visitor counts were 28,500 and 25,400 respectively. The vehicle count numbers don’t go back beyond 1992, but over the years since then the average visitor per vehicle dwindled from around 3 to around 2. Using an uneducated estimate of 4 average visitors per vehicle in the 50s gets 7,125 and 6,350 vehicles in his years.

In 2022, Arches started to do a limited entry reservation program which requires a two dollar tithe (by credit card, of course) from every visitor from 7am to 4pm to help stem the vehicular tide. The year just before it was instated saw 685,011 vehicles on its asphalt carrying 1,806,865 visitors. Since then the numbers have hovered at around 560,000 vehicles with 1,450,000 visitors per year. Perhaps a few more than one hundred per day, indeed.

Ed saw his monument as a place of quiet exploration and feared of a future which would see it transformed into a “museum-like diorama.” Such a thing has come to pass, for i see my developed lands as nature themed amusement parks, to be respected from behind the stanchioned velvet ropes. It bothers me deeply whenever i see an egotistical visitor stomping and stamping off trail where they please. Were all of the 1.45 million to treat the land so callously, what would remain? With free rein of my most exotic lands the callous visitor tide would surely have smothered out all of their glory. I find my joys of quiet exploration these days in my National Forests, away from National Park completionists.


And the poor tourist, who doesn’t deserve this sympathy, who had left home seeking diversion and recreation, returns to his home…He has seen very little, done very little, enjoyed very little, felt very little; all that he has to show for his time, money and effort are rolls of undeveloped film, trinkets and souvenirs, and a great addition of mileage to the odometer of his car. Here at least he will feel that he has accomplished something definite. He is an eater of miles; and in eating those hundreds and thousands of miles he feels justified in removing from his check-list of places to go a further number of parks and monuments. They have been “seen.” They have been “done.”

seen at city market, the local kroger variant
mass production
industrial tourism

First draft, as in the initial call to action. Imposed upon, perhaps with passion, perhaps with resignation, but ultimately by the will of another.

In the fading of 2019 i watched the film Peanut Butter Falcon. (It was delightful, 4/4 stars, worth your time.) It rekindled within me a smoldering fire that had been present for years, that desire for a Huck Finn-esque river romp, a meander through some ancient waterway of my lands. So i started research on that classic American waterway, the Mississippi. Quickly i learned of grand paddling exploits to be had upon his rustic brother, the Missouri River, and my focus changed, set on a summer 2020 Montana start as opposed to a Minnesota one. (my oh my, so many M’s had my mind mixed and mouth muddled for many months)

Being a weathered long distance traveller my plans were slapdash and confident. I read some words on how there would be some lakes that i’d come across with the portages to follow, some vast distances without easy resupply options, and how it would turn into a shipping lane at some point. I spent way too much on a guidebook, (David Miller be praised…what was that about pawing at the heels of giants?) thumbed through it, and found it as full of anecdote as it was with guidance so ended up consulting it very little. I threw my backpacking gear into a new used kayak with a bunch of plastic hiker food, water fears, and ten gallons of water, setting off into that river a couple days after my 30th birthday.

above lake sakakawea, two days before i rolled my kayak and floundered in the waves

Here in my corner i am the alpha and omega storyteller, yes please sit down criss cross applesauce (yes you can also sit on your feet as i often did) and turn your attention to these spells i cast, painting vision into your mind. I have and will continue to do my best to tell good stories, happy stories, for why share negativity and sorrows when oh so many others are doing a fine enough job at that?

It took me years to finally get pencil to paper to tell my tale of that summer because i struggled terribly with what i saw, with what had been done to that waterway. The Missouri isn’t much of a free flowing river in current year. Most of it is dominated either by great lakes kept alive by even greater dams or by full barge shipping lane chanellization. I settled upon framing my story from the perspective of my kayak to keep focus on the journey, cordoning my Missouri miseries off to a short two sentences with with as much precision as i could muster about the difficulties of an imprisoned river:

The Great Dragon of the West of the West lies low, crippled, and fettered. The induced lakes: the flooding marshlands all muddy and morose, the shorelines of fully subsumed mountainsides all silty and sad, the forgotten histories and legacies all sunken and lost, the sleek expanses weak to the common winds of the region, the no man’s land of engineering holding back an impossible force of water, the raging portholes on the far side with waters eager to be freed of this prison, all the way down to its channelized ditch: the mile markers and traffic signs delineating this jail for the mighty beast like a motorway, the cruel behemoth wardens endlessly patrolling and dredging the deeps to keep the shackles secure and the waters tame, the vacant gazes of the humans telling tales of the wrath of the flood of ’93 when the bonds broke wildly, the vindictive eyes of the humans telling tales of the flood of ’11 and the chaotic nature of its birth, the manmade placards of metal and stone with words memorializing the flooding depths from the times the Dragon lived free in its former stomping grounds and wreaked havoc as it saw fit, the rivermade placards doing the same in the form of homes and goods and lives strewn about the embankment, and that’s more than enough, thank you.

above lake francis case, waiting for wind and the wave to subside

It should be of little surprise that i found a kindred spirit in Edward Abbey. He was there so many years ago when the strength of men failed. He looked upon the glory of Glen Canyon before it was consumed by stagnant dammed water that we both scowl at. He experienced the wonders of the west before homogenization came rolling in on asphalt interstate. He could stroll in the glory of Park Avenue, solitaire, under bright blue skies. In the twilight years of wild America as development truly accelerated he was a canary crying out for all the grandeur that was to be lost. And now, thanks to Zach Gottsage, Shia LaBeouf, and the kind woman who gave me a summertime job in Moab, i am tethered to a stranger whose shadow i live in.

holy shit is that delicate arch

i had some words in here about how brevity can be accepted easier in digital form because i don’t have to claw at length to pass the hurdle from pamphlet to book. they were pruned because hooee i wouldn’t exactly call this brief

ms woody, a powerful figure in my formative years of composition never enforced a word limit on our assigned essays, saying instead “they should be like a good skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to be interesting.”

“industrial tourism”

The answers were all blowing in the wind, howling out of the past, but time is up, pencils down, questions no longer asked for the solutions are all in place.

For months i have lived in Moab. Last week i visited Arches National Park for the first time. In an effort to avoid miserable bureaucracy i entered under cover of the early morning darkness for my pilgrimage to Delicate Arch. On my way out of the park i stopped by the visitor’s center and found two words proudly displayed aside a photo of Edward Abbey, that cheeky anarchist, and oh boy, here we gooooooo:

industrial tourism

As i returned through town i visited the local bookstore that opened the year after his death and spent $9.99 plus tax on the cheapest of three versions of Desert Solitaire. I’m sure that eventually i’ll get around to reading all of it, but one essay had me more interested than the rest: Polemic: Industrial Tourism and The National Parks (polemic- a controversial argument). In those twenty-five pages Edd shares thoughts about the changing of the times, the transition to a paved and automotive future of our lands designated as the most revered.

But first – a detour regarding relics of old. Cactus Ed’s desk. This treasure was rescued from forgotten storage by his widow, Clarke Abbey, and delivered here to be revered. Sitting upon it is a facsimile of his first draft of Desert Solitaire, looseleaf, wreathed in editorial remarks and saturated with cut content far sassier than what made it to print. In a 50th celebration of the book a kickstarter was held to raise funds for its reproduction. Fifty copies were produced. I am very thankful that the entirety of Polemic’s first draft (working titles: Parks or Parkinglots? Industrial Tourism and the Parks Out of Doors: Are Tourists People? Are Park Rangers human?) can be read here for far less than the $750 listing price i saw online.
Does his desk also want for an unmarked grave beneath endless, cloudless skies beside its owner? Does it resent the oily fingers which touch it, fingers probably controlled by the very industrial tourists who its owner resented and lamented, peeved and pitied? I plied it for answers. Much like the no-name resting site of its former master it replied “no comment.”

A week passes. I sit at a paved area of designated automobile tourism, waiting for the sunrise to paint colors upon my Moab Rim, upon my La Sal Mountain Range, and the glory of the petrified dunes, my newest companion, while reading my mass printed pernicious polemic prose. Eddard’s manifesto washes over me like a torrent of acid rain in this drought season. A blessing, but it stings and scorches me terribly oh so terribly. This legend, this anti-hero of environmentalism, this painter of pictures with his tremendous text looks directly at me as he composes in 1967, “in the first place you can’t see anything from a car.” A man nearby shares these blue moments of nautical dawn on telephone calls within his four door sedan before driving off just as the sun rises. He at least gives me the courtesy of a “good morning,” as do the other sunrise enjoyers on their collapsable P65 warning adorned plastic chairs, unlike the daytime tourists i mingled with last week who rarely even spared me a passing nod.

The ancient road that led Eddy to his fated summertime government housing lies forgotten beside the paved demon, the asphalt amusement park ride i have now roamed twice, that i now sit adjacent to. My mind and soul bubble and sizzle and i find myself transmuting: half of me a man in this plastic robot future, composing these his sorry thoughts on aged tech in an aged case held together by aged tape – half sitting at a heavy desk, plinking at a typewriter while referencing swirling script in a weathered notebook, eyes aflame, positing if tourists are really people and if park rangers are really human. My sorrowful future consciousness reaches back, pleading, are you aware of the darkness to come? The advancement of decadent tourism? A monolithic recreational vehicle howls by behind me. What sabotage would you commit, seeing your words and legacy so praised in an institution you would so resent?

The sun has fully risen, he cooks the bite of night from my soul, my spirits, and my bony fingies with his majesty. My coffee has also worked its wonders, and lest i soil my last remaining pair of undamaged cotton legwear i depart my glorious viewpoint to drive to the nearest facilities down at the visitor’s center (i fully neglected the view to the north all morning, the orange dance upon the Courthouse Towers. no worries, i will have other sunrises – besides, i already beheld their wonder for two summers in the 50s.) My commute down the switchbacks of Arches National Park Road grant a view of its entryway. The queue is in its early morning infancy with timed entry permitted vehicles approaching the cashless national park gates. Why ever would the parks of my nation accept the currency of my nation? But i am being foolish, plastic is the currency of my nation these days.

Outside the visitor’s center a park ranger hoists the American flag as i gather two handfuls of sun scorched litter. I finish my morning duties and flush my toilet, as well as the toilet of a foreign tourist as he washes his hands. He doesn’t look at me.

I ask a ranger at the front desk about what questions he gets the most often. He replies with a meaningless “depends” and doesn’t elaborate any further. I gather more litter from the parking lot as i depart.

The day has arrived, sporting a nice 69 degrees as i drive by the longer queue of automobiles with their windows up. I merge onto 191 south as the Florida tourists who were tailgating me impatiently try to overtake me on my right side.


OPEN EVERY DANG DAY
FREE COFFEE FOR LOCALS

I struggle to eat a cinnamon roll the size of my face, thankful for the free coffee aiding me in my labor. Through the speakers Robert Zimmerman moans about road walks and blowing winds while Edmund’s words continue to blister my wet skin, painting an idealized future of National Parks free of motors but indebted to humans and nature. I sip on black coffee, pretty smoky and dark for a diner cuppa, as Edgar looks up to see the sky and sleeps in the sand like a holy dove. I pause every few paragraphs to take another bite and close my eyes and sit in the quiet National Monument from a bygone age, arches washing to the sea. I reach the end of my twenty-five page fantasy (but not my pastry, i tap out with about eight bites remaining) and Freewheelin’ Anarchy Abbey removes survey stakes placed by the Bureau of Public Roads.

Based on my lackluster research, this action could be considered a violation of 18 USC § 641 Theft or Destruction of Government Property, 18 USC § 1361 Willful Injury to Government Property, or 18 USC § 111 Impeding Federal Officers, with punishment anywhere from one year in prison to seven years of prison with a possible fine from $1,000 to $250,000. Ebbey Adward was lucky to have lived in an age when these acts were celebrated and fetishized instead of in current year surveillance state dystopia.


not an ending

as my old parasocial friend john 117 would say, i think we’re just getting started.

suddenly

on engineered climate change upon the misery river

gadget how you been, hah? you paddled the missouri river a few years ago, what was that actually like?



“We will sign this contract with a heavy heart…With a few scratches of the pen, we will sell the best part of our reservation. Right now the future doesn’t look too good to us.”

The pen is returned to the table and the Missouri River is pregnant with Lake Sakakawea. Four hundred and eighty square miles of land condemned to death by drowning. It is 1948 and the chairman of the Mandan-Hidatsa-Arikara Nation weeps.


Meriwether Lewis, the amateur scientist, weighed equal volumes of the Missouri and Kansas rivers and recorded the former as twice as heavy because of all the sediment it carried. Thus the river has long been called Big Muddy…But today its nickname is a misnomer because the straitjacketed river no longer braids its channels through miles of life-enriched bottom wetlands. Today’s Missouri is an enslaved river impatient to be free.

Bill Lambrecht opens his book, Big Muddy Blues, with lamentations. He follows this with more lamentations from the humans directly impacted by river engineering. It is 2005, and he brings attention to how difficult it is to access the Missouri River from Kansas City.
In 2020 Jon and i parked on a forgotten beach in Kansas City. I sat and watched our things while he bushwacked up to a taco shop, it was still difficult to access the city.


The most striking showing of the Missouri’s straitjacket, however, is to be seen looking down on open country along the lower river. There you can observe how the system of pile dikes – curving fences of stout timber bilings – stone revetments, willow mattressess, and short “wing” dikes succeeds in pinning down the channel and giving permanence to the banks.

It is 1951. Richard G Baumhoff, in great detail, documented the history of the river and the early stages of river engineering. It brims with anticipation, a bit of sorrow, and already the straitjacket metaphor.


When the Army Corps built six mainstem dams on the Missouri River, life for the indigenous peoples who called the river home changed immediately and dramatically. Gone are our ancient riverbottom homes, our medicines, our sacred places, the earth lodge and tipi village and hunting camp sites created by our beloved ancestors. Gone are the places intrinsic to our origin stories and to events in our oral histories that are alive in our people’s minds and hearts that are still related today.

The loss of our river homes affected every aspect of the quality of our lives: spiritual, mental, physical, emotional, and socio-economic lifeways, all of which make up our very identity as native peoples. Altering the flow of the river altered the face of our Mother Earth, and we are still reeling from and dealing with the consequences of the changes brought by the dams.

Yellow Bird, of the Mandan-Hidatsa-Arikara Nation, pours heartache. These words were spoken decades ago. The artificial lakes still conceal secrets.


a great beast of destruction and life, locked by the might of man and inertia of bureaucracy. it lived and breathed in its valley, roaming freely within its cage of erosion. times of tranquility balanced by times of wild chaos and energy: creation itself reconstructed at a flow, gentle riparian womb provided at an ebb. reason and fate drew the stasis of rectangles, full of will, into its valley, praying for stasis in return. the beast lashed out, over and over, until tempers flared and shackles fettered, victory claimed and subservience proclaimed, waters reclaimed and concrete maintained.

-me just now.



well
hmm
it sure was a thing i did that changed who i was, what i see, and what i think.

N 41.16576° W 95.86022°

on a day of peace in unprecedented winds

Currently the only storyteller of my long paddle down the Missouri River on this internet pocket is my kayak [brand Perception, model Corona, sunshine yellow/firecracker color, purchased off of craigslist from a fella named Rob in Montana a day before hitting the river] and i think it did pretty okay. When i try to storytell about those months a thick morass of grumpy Edward Abbey-esque feelings blows in from the past, gets all up in the way. The kayak had little interest in such topics, keeping mostly to its relationship with a landlubber and the journey of the summer. I’ll do my best to leave my crunchy emotions on the sidelines for these days: October 10th-12th, 2020.

top left – burger place
top right – landing in the city
bottom right – home, 10/11/20

Welcome to the Missouri River, ~miles 617 thru 602. I kayaked through these miles in the company of Jon and his beautiful craft, the Selkie Boy, on a warm autumn day. Three days earlier saw me leave the final wild-flowing stretch and enter the channelized lower Missouri, one day after that i caught up with Jon on the shores of Decatur. Morale was high, as were our speeds on this shipping drainage ditch.

O Missouri, big designer river of this side of this side of the Mississippi [not to be confused with the big designer river of that side of this side of the Mississippi, the Colorado River is that a monkey wrench in my hand] It has been a complete makeover for, despite intentions, the few freeflowing natural river portions live with human fingerprints encircling, the oils from meddling hands floating down from engineering marvel to the pure ‘wild and scenic river’ sections. These, the final 750 miles of river before the confluence outside of St. Louis, got their new look based off of long no-named highways. Utility first, utility second too. Also third through sixth if the laundry list of original goals are to be believed. Fit for shipping barge, the long-haul truckers of this locality. Signs signs signs, got a mile marker here, channel crosses to there, fast lane through these, right downstream shore rectangle green, left downstream shore triangle red. Sweeping turns, always turning these days like old rivers do. The hills it once chiseled with its might now just ghosts in the distance, for it is now quarantined into a prison ditch, only staging destructive escapes to rampage when conditions are perfect. Usually is it cursed here, looking up at the embankments locking it off from its great floodplain, wet with civilization these days instead of mud. Great dredging barges deepen the ditch and wing dike dams enforce the twists and turns of the walls. The Missouri keeps mementos of its successful prison breaks: big human made things, toppled and tucked in thickets too bothersome to move without wild flood water. ok that’s enough let’s continue past the Where

Jon arranged a meetup with a friend in Omaha on the 10th. We awoke that morning with about twenty easy river miles to our stop in the city. Our camp was pristine, a cove of dunes surrounded by forest. In a pattern that would continue for our entire time together, the neighborhood beavers slapped their tails on the water in the soft moonlight disturbing Jon’s sleep and i hadn’t heard them a single time lol

A dead railway bridge served as our welcoming gate to the big city after our peaceful commute. As we passed beneath a pedestrian bridge downtown i could hear families above chatting about long distance journeys and i gave them a wave. I often hear such talk when i’m out and about and i usually feel awkward no matter how i choose to respond to such a stimulus. We parked, met up with his friend, and got a car ride around the city to a solid burger joint. There i was greeted by current year 2020 and the era where physical menus are o-u-t out. I had to borrow one of their robots as i had left my robot behind and i’m not fluent in qr code. current year, man,

this landing was completely dried up when we arrived. we parked downhill out of frame to the left and climbed up sandbar and dock to get to the city

The afternoon waned and we set off from the city to find our place to hide for the 11th. The forecast called for howling winds from the south for the day, headwinds in our primary travel direction for the next 250 miles. Far too windy for me and the Corona to want to contend with [i bet the great Selkie Boy could’ve held its own in that tiring fight] so we searched for a decent home with proper windblocks. The river turned to the east and our eyes settled on the righthand [green rectangle] shoreline. Our search was interrupted, wonderfully, by a flotilla of weekenders complete with lite beer on a downstream float. We partied up and chatted for a while as the river bent to the south and continued to the west. Our lefthand shore [red triangle, there will be a test] now presented a healthy sampling of sheltered real estate for us to peruse.

Current year 2020 was a loww water year for the muddy dragon. A curse: swaths of silt and loam on lakeside were revealed and navigable channels were fewer, easier to bottom out on [shoutouts to the mess of channels around the Niobrara River confluence that i lost a couple hours on because i picked the wrong path and had to return upstream.] A blessing here in the ditch, for wing dike dams are efficient at harvesting sand. Low water levels meant that nearly every one of these dams was showing off its hoard of river droppings. Some hoards towering, some broad, others muddy, but here, this sandbar was perfect. Blank fields lay to the south, a fine runway for the winds to reach a gentle shield of tree and bush. Beyond that, the prison wall riverbank leading to our wide, flat, sandy beach. We parted ways with the weekenders and set up shop on the sandbar.

The next day was windy as prophecised. Behind our shelter we idled the day away peacefully. A dumping ground of old National Geographic magazines sat beneath a tree nearby that made for fun reading. One had an article about the St Louis Arch being built that felt fitting for the journey. A cheap kite was buried in the sand, perfect for the day. Jon patched its wounds and gave it one more dance with the wind. I sang, i read, i napped, good times.

Evening creeped in with clouds in tow. Pangs of lightning popcorned in the dark miasma that advanced toward us – this time from north. A check in with the weather seers told us of its caliber – hours of angry windy rains would live with us through the night, and we were to be gazing right down the barrel instead of ducked behind cover. Storm lines were staked and tightened around our tents. We steeled ourselves as we watched the Thunderbird advance before hunkering down and bracing for the arrival.

boyo did it arrive. A wall struck my tent and flattened it instantly. I stepped outside to try to give remedy and was aggressively sandblasted as i squinted and refit my storm lines with little effect. I was reduced to supporting the inner walls of my tent with my body as i was destroyed by coarse wet sands ripping around everywhere. Restless rough hours passed, i did my best to never check the time as i was trapped in that cocoon, sitting half upright while half asleep. It must’ve been early AM hours when the winds settled and i could as well. I emerged the following day with a few new irritating scratches on my glasses, and sand sand everywhere.

That day, the 12th, was lovely. An easy 40 miles sat between us and our destination, Nebraska City. Weird Al dropped a song with Portugal the Man. A park was only a couple miles downstream: a toilet for the morning. The Platte River joined the party, giving strength to the Missouri. A friend texted me about a cool half-sized guitar that i now own. That evening we pulled into our next river city and met up with a river angel family who put us up at their house. They had a urinal in their big fancy garage. Their laundry machines were in the kitchen, so they had a glass jar on the counter filled with tide pods.


in the photos presented [and along every part of the muddy] the same three word phrase repeated with noun following – Lewis and Clark Landing, Lewis and Clark National Historic Trail, Lewis and Clark Campsite, Lewis and Clark Cathole, Lewis and Clark Spot For Standing Together and Pointing. ooh i’ma wild outtt the land erasure the wanton destruction ooohh the tethering of the riparian landss of delicate beautiful creation stomped out by progress utility prevention the cross-counter punch of ruin taps forehead deposits riprap pours concrete evicts life erases hill no stop no no don’t hold me back i’m still warming up

barking at the fence

weathered fence runner removed from paw-dug ditch finds a perpendicuar line

I spent three weeks out with backpack and hike again, slowly creeping north through Vermont on the portion of trail that is both the Vermont Long Trail and the Appalachian Trail. This conflux made for a powerful churn of hikers. AT NoBos having cleared most of the Green Tunnel were seeing eye to eye with the weathered SoBos who had emerged triumphant from Maine and the Whites. LT SoBos on their victory lap with their finish line fully attainable tutored the rookie LT NoBos and reaffirmed that the north end of the LT does, in fact, get much more difficult. I passed through after most of the bubbles had, thankfully because i heard the densest part of the AT NoBo bubble was ruinous with humans this year.

Amidst all these kinds there was me, hiker trash without a destination or even a physical location as a goal. Brand new kit on my back; a discerning eye would be needed to tell how it was truly a slapdash experienced hiker’s pack instead of a green pack in desperate need of a shakedown [though my luxury item game was a bit outta control i will admit]. My knee has been treacherous this year as well – i lacked the ability to cruise all day to prove my mettle should i want. I lacked the desire to anyways, my mind was fixated on drinking in the lands and the towns, and my eye kept catching the real estate agencies in charge of all their rustic vacant buildings.

John C Heinel came to America in 1869 and decided to settle down in Manchester Center, Vermont. He regularly advertised his hot new styles of men’s and children’s clothes at the best prices in the local newspaper, the Manchester Journal, at around the turn of the century. Then Heinel’s Clothiers closed and eventually the storefront was replaced by a gym. When i passed by the gym had perished as well, wearing a large ‘For Lease’ sign displayed prominently next to this disheveled one, removed from its relevancy. The gym’s lifeless body was still full of machines and equipment and darkness.


I arrived at Bromley Mountain, hungry for a sunrise. Just look at this mountain top, perched so majestically above the seas of green. See? the crown is shaved just for us humans to get a good view! A good view to be sure, the sunset played off of the clouds and painted eastern slopes with the darkest inks. The following morning, calamity! A storm arrived [it graced nearly the entire AT, living up to its reputation as the wet trail in spades] and kept the peak shrouded in a cloud for days. I ate through my entire resupply loitering in the Bromley Mountain Ski Patrol hut, a fully walled, roofed, proper building. There i greeted a cascade of wet, tenacious thru-hikers, pounding their way through the mud pits of Vermont in a downpour, their faces positively glowing as they entered this sanctuary from the elements. Days passed, the storm cleared, and for my final night on the mountain i slept outside under the nearly full moon and greeted the sun with joy.

I consistently find that robot eyes struggle to capture the majesty of the liminal times. Jealousy, perhaps, at the glory of reality? That they are so often tasked with replicating it on their faces, only to have their attempts harshly judged and scruitinized?
In this case it failed to capture the breadth of the color range, as well as the vastness of the sea of clouds that layed between that horizon and my mountaintop, but i must concede that it did do a better job of visually representing the view than i could have done.


I met a good handful of former military out on trail this time. These lads, chewed up and spat out by the complex, acquiring peace and serenity in Appalachia. One i met was freshly into his twenties, we drank at a VA bar that lets hikers camp in the backyard. He shared with me some photos from his enlistment days, including his handsome, dress blues, posed, ‘welcome to the force’ and ‘so long, military’ photos from that time. In the after photo he sported a chest busy with accolades. He also had hard eyes, julienned crispy eyes that had spent too much time in the fryer; in stark contrast to the full potato eyes of a high schooler in the before. He pointed to the before photo, ‘i don’t know who that is anymore.’ woof. He seemed to be finding that which he seeked, and kept me up until nearly midnight in town with his good conversation and supply of peanut butter beers. i’m glad you’re still here, lads, all of you


A beautiful emerald carpet of moss, damp, alive, thrives on the ridgeline in the White Rocks National Recreation Area beneath old old evergreens. Legend says devious gnomes enjoy cavorting here and creating rock cairns at this mystical nexus, much to the chagrin of the rule abiding Leave No Trace agents. Word travelled to me along trail that these agents came to the enchanted forest and stomped out these spawning grounds of mountain magic. As i crossed this nexus my spirit grew at the sight of a rock cairn garden re-blossoming. The battle continues.

That evening i descended down from the ridge to a cozy streamside camp with two LT hikers, No Hitch and AKA. These righteous fellas broke my campfire-free streak, and we weren’t even at a shelter. AKA chainsmoked cigarettes and shared whiskey as we all sang the praises of our Appalachian Trail; the cozy wet social trail. He shared my trail experience on the magnificent PCT: a beautiful nature stroll no doubt, but often much more solitary. The absence of the communal campfire commonality out west drove hikers to their individual shelters early. The views are bonkers, no doubt, but the friendly shelter hangouts of the AT are bonkers in their own right. luv u at

They spun me a yarn, a true story: In the night, a mouse had chewed a hole in her sleeping bag. She stitched up the hole the following morning, and went on with her hike. A few days later a foul smell started to blossom around her. She found that the mouse never left the warmth of her bag. She had to dive into the innards of this nighttime hearse to remove this decomposing passenger. What a fantastic trail name, shoutouts to you, Mousetrap.

I took a brief stop in Cleveland after my short stint on trail. My walk across the city to my airbnb in Tremont brought me through the Flats, an old crossroads, a dried riverside bluff with quiet roads and sundialed monoliths of brick forgotten, a proposed hub from an era before modern America showed up. Murals and placards sang of golden ratios, and equinox and solstice magics in relation to the layout of this part of town. The roads i saw on my walk were more of a colder grid. One of the walls in this area hit me with this. the answer: it was a Carly Rae Jepsen concert

A tribute to the brilliance of Christo and Jeanne-Claude.
It is the night of June 27th, 1962 in Paris. Half of a year ago an iron curtain was erected upon some German city about 550 miles away. On this night, under the gibbous moon, the artists spring into action [with explicit scantioning from the city – oh la France, so revolutionary but all too often so governmental]. Methodically they stack oil barrels in one of the narrowest streets of the city until, thirteen feet wide and thirteen feet tall, they fully clog it up. Their message: the Berlin Wall sure is weird, huh? Cutting a city into pieces, dividing a land, they seeked to emulate that feel on this one short banker street [for eight, count em – eight – hours].
Cut to this tribute, placed in an alley between small town American businesses, cutting off the path from the road with storefronts to the classic small town America dirt parking lot flanked by storebutts. Access to this prevention of access was prevented by a secondary padlocked gate.
not sure where the destination is here, it could be how we can’t have nice things in the states, it could be the relationship between the tribute piece and the original art and the scenes they are both set in, it could be my often complicated feelings about the artist. with these theses presented as they are i think i’m satisfied tho


I’ve noticed a number of errors in my past posts as i’ve lately returned to my internet presence. I’m not fond of seeing them, i feel like a doof lookin at an incorrectly placed comma. You fool, that doesn’t read right! This glyphic hiccup is an unnecessary pothole on the path you’re paving! but…these warts are how it was when i placed these words online. That’s just how it be sometimes, yeh? But, ultimately, I am a god unto these words – this projection of my consciousness onto my wordpress corner spinning tall tales of my silly journeys. They may be polished, for i am the sole arbiter of their nature here’s a cat i saw through a window